That's some trunk you're packing

Guys, now that you know what not to wear, take a look at the vintage fashion Style Dash found up for grabs to the highest bidder on eBay. Like the great pachyderm , you're not likely to forget them any time soon. I wonder if the winner would be up to model such a fashion(?) statement.

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I was originally going to post this last night, but out of nowhere I got smacked down with a headache that through me for a loop. This is the second time this month that I've been laid out with a headache like that. Hopefully it's just stress related and will not come around again. Could it be allergy related??