Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Not just another redneck's blog

Wow. All of a sudden I'm feeling overwhelming pressure to write something interesting, witty, or wise in this, my first post. Clearly I should set some expectations…

Kenny Ray's Blog Level Agreement (BLA)
Kenny Ray (that's me!) will maintain the following standards for his blog. If at any time these standards fail to be met, you have permission to feel superior.

1. I will try to post something a minimum of one (1) time a year
2. Postings will be interesting to at least me
3. If you are offended by anything I've written, it just means the rest of the world is more open minded than you are and you have a long personal journey ahead of you filled with self discovery, introspection, and development
4. No refunds
5. I like dick

OK, if #5 was news to you, you obviously haven't read the title of this blog… which is a little like going to a movie theater's box office and asking what movies are playing. Look if you can't take the 3 seconds and 10 brain cells necessary to look at the marquee, than I'm sorry I can't help you and you should probably start with something a little easier… signing up for AOL might be more your speed.

Whoa! That was kinda bitchy, even for me. Not the best foot to get started on, huh? Sounds just about right. Welcome to my blog!

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